Choke The Chicken Bikini
You won’t be the only one choking your chicken when you wear this silly bikini; nesting your eggs will never be the same. Stretchy and cozy, this gag underwear features one-inch sides, a classic back and is adorned with a playful, rooster head with a felt wattle and comb. The beak has functional easy-access beak. Novelty gag underwear has been a long-time specialty of ours and we are here for it!
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