Dapper Dick Thong - One Size Fits Most
Category: Lingerie - Mens Garments
This novelty dapper dick thong encompasses everything you need for any bachelor or bachelorette party! The ultra-risqué thong design starts with a provocative elasticized C-ring opening, taken to the next level when the accoutrements are added. This little number decorates one's member in a mini tux outfit that includes a bowtie. Whether given as a hilarious joke present or worn like a gift, this men's costume pulls out all the stops.
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