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Dicky Squishy

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$6.69 $9.99 In stock

Have you ever wished that you could grab hold of a dick and just smush it and squish it and squeeze it until it was a formless wrinkly mass in your palm? Of course you have, who hasn’t? Doing that to a real dick would be considered assault, and so you should probably avoid doing so, unless you want a totally deserved multiple-decade jail sentence.

But, if you’re looking for a jail-free alternative, why not try the Dicky Squishy instead? This smiling foam pecker will bring you at least 80% of the satisfaction with 0% of the consequences. Also, it’s banana scented, which is waaaaay nicer than the alternative. And you know what smells even better than bananas? The smell of not going to jail. Yup. This toy’s looking like a better and better option by the minute, huh?

The Dicky Squishy from Kheper Games makes a great gag gift or party favor for any bachelorette party, and can even be used in a variety of bachelorette party games.

This funny 5.5" tall squishy toy for adults is made of slow-rising PU material. It's great fun as a party favor, stress relief, or humorous gift.

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Customer Reviews (5.0 / 5 · 1 review)

Timothy ★★★★★

I was a little skeptical at first, but the squishy texture is so satisfying to knead and compress. It really holds up to repeated squeezing without losing its shape, and then slowly reforms, which is oddly calming. Perfect for fidgeting during long meetings.