Offensive Crayons
The Offensive Crayons from Wood Rocket are the perfect crayons to color in the most naughty of adult coloring books. Each Offensive Crayons contains 24 sexy porn-themed crayon colors from Oral Orange, to Bondage Rope Brown to Slutty Stepmom Scarlet to I Think I'm Going To...Cream. Makes a great gift or a fun party activity!
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